Sub for Funsucker

Funsucker was out sick today. Believe it or not, I would have rather had her than the sub I got.

Sub, now know as SYT (Sweet Young Thang), graduated from Really Old HS last year. She was married over the summer - and divorced by Thanksgiving.

She is in college (I never even asked what she was studying) and subbing to supplement her income.

Since the Seniors and Juniors know her (apparently too well), the topics of discussion that she keeps slipping into are completely inappropriate. Mr. Hulk likes having her here, since she just graduated.

She started calling the boys thugs, and asking in her little purry voice, "How many of you are thugs." OMG It went downhill from there.