Had a child cut my class today

Since I am a teacher, I would like to take this opportunity to offer advice on how she could have done this without my figuring it out.

1) If you are going to cut class tomorrow, do not go out of your way to act like a jackwagon. Even in a large class, even on your first day, this will cause you to stand out enough that the teacher will learn your name.

2) On the day you cut: when you make eye contact with the teacher whose class you are supposed to being going into, do not turn and walk in the other way. Clue - if you make eye contact, the teacher saw you.

3) When the teacher calls your house, do not tell your mother that you were in detention - you were in the wrong end of the school for that to be true. The teacher just called your house. Don't you figure she will check?

PS the write up is already written.