Today's email - could not have arrived at a better time!

A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized, the laundry basket is always empty.

She's always well dressed, hair done.

She never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances.

She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone.

Send this to your friends if you, too, have just realized that you might be a man.