Sunday, May 22, 2011

Email of the day

Garrville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.

When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door. Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment. The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine, according to the police report.

Cpl Duggan is ok.

And on a totally unrelated note.

2 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Lovely as it would seem, that story about the Marine is absolutely true, but only if you drop the sentence beginning "The subject was also transported ..."

Damn.

Ricochet said...

LOL

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I read it that way - and it was on the Internet so it MUST be true.

Seriously, the mood I'm in, I don't care if it's true. It made me laugh.... Happy end of the year!